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Old 01-31-2015, 08:21 AM   #1
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The bloke is unbelievable! Hahahahahahaha LEGEND!!!

Boris Johnson: jihadis are porn-watching 'wankers'

London mayor says men who fight with Islamic State are ‘very badly adjusted in their relations with women’ because of sense of failure


Boris Johnson has described men who go to fight with Islamic State as “literally wankers” who watch porn because they can’t meet women.

Citing a report from MI5 on the profile of jihadis, the mayor of London said: “If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally wankers. Severe onanists.”

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Old 01-31-2015, 08:39 AM   #2
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And some of his other quotes:

On public speaking:

"My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg."


On Channel 5 (UK TV channel):

"I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects."


Using a cellphone while driving:

"I don't believe that is necessarily any more dangerous than the many other risky things that people do with their free hands while driving - nose-picking, reading the paper, studying the A-Z, beating the children, and so on."


On China:

"Chinese cultural influence is virtually nil, and unlikely to increase..."


On being fat:

"Face it: it's all your own fat fault"


On drugs:

"I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar."



Make him Prime Minister - it'll be the funniest time EVER
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Old 02-26-2015, 06:16 AM   #3
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Hahaha I love BoJo, I always remember his crazy 'wiff-waff' speech haha.
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