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Old 05-23-2013, 11:44 PM   #1
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Right - before I start adding an edited texts thread on here, I ought to tell you the story behind them first, as briefly as possible.

2008 - on holiday in the Philippines - me, brother-in-law & uncle-in-law go to a different "club" than usual - an open-air grill called Dumagat - loads of girls there who sit with you & earn commission from drinks that you buy them - they usually grab your cellphone & dial their phone so they've got your number ....

The following texts were sent to me between March 31st & April 13th - there were 400, yes FOUR HUNDRED of them, in 2 weeks while I was there.

I will put the texts in blocks of 10 so it's not too daunting to read & have not put in some of the ones that weren't very interesting, hence the gaps in numbers.

Nobody got hurt, nobody lost anything, nobody got arrested and "Before the Dawn" became someone's favourite song hahahahaha

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Old 05-23-2013, 11:55 PM   #2
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MARY (aka Jelly) TEXTS

I sit down, she sits down, she grabs my .... phone .... dials her phone with my phone & she instantly has my number.

Mary also used to phone my phone every morning to see if it rang thereby knowing if I was awake or not!!!

It's a long journey, but I hope you enjoy reading it

I'll do about 10 texts a time so it doesn't get too War & Peacey


Text 1:
31-03-2008
9:17am
(after 1st night, getting drunk & her vomiting over back of bench - me sending her text to see if she is ok)
..d0n't w0rry im ok! Im just have little bit headache h0w ab0ut u?kmusta ka? You know what, im miss you! Did you eat ur breakfast already?

Text 2:
31-03-2008
9:26am
..if u want to see me again just txt me and lets meet... your als0 nice i never had a guy like u before ur so awes0me! When do you want to meet me?

Text 3:
31-03-2008
9:38am
(after telling her I will try to get some time to "escape")
..ok i'll wait for you!for me its ok if we g0nna meet s0mewhere! If you d0n't mind, i want it as so0n as p0sible...im s0ri again f0r what happened yesterday!

Text 4:
31-03-2008
9:58am
..you like my kiss? where res0rt are u right n0w? h0w i wish im there having a go0d time! i really like you but s0rry f0r me coz ur already married...

Text 7:
31-03-2008
10:50am
..hey ian still there?you d0n't want me?u didn't even answer my txt! I miss you s0 much ian and i miss your kiss, your embrace and your h0t body...

Text 8:
31-03-2008
11:31am
..can you call me n0w h0ney?i miss ur sweet v0ice..please....

Text 10:
01-04-2008
2:39pm
..you will c0me out on saturday?Can it be tonight?Because i miss you i want to see you again!Can we see tonight?

Text 11:
01-04-2008
2:47pm
Can u call me again?Because i don't have en0ugh load to txt you please call me

Text 12:
(after I asked if I could transfer some of my phone credit to hers)
01-04-2008
2:52pm
Yes u can transfer it! That process is what you call "share-a-load"...

Text 14:
01-04-2008
3:11pm
..I forget ian that process is for globe to globe only my sim card is smart!If you really want to give me a load just go to the nearest loading station of smart and say my number and the am0unt!Get it?
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Old 05-24-2013, 10:26 PM   #3
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Part 2


Text 19:
01-04-2008
6:10pm
..i received the load thank u very much!

Text 20:
01-04-2008
6:13pm
..you kn0w the place where i live?

Text 21:
01-04-2008
6:24pm
..ows lets see if you can get there! I challenge you! Joke... ha ha ha

Text 22:
01-04-2008
6:47pm
(after I told her that I have to tell XXX a good reason why I will be going out)
..tell her that your g0ing to find me!ha ha ha j0ke...ok think an alibi start it n0w

Text 24:
01-04-2008
7:03pm
..if you want,we can set a date to see each other s0mewhere!

Text 25:
01-04-2008
7:09pm
..lets see each other s0mewhere because its hard for you to find my place

Text 26:
01-04-2008
7:14pm
..ok but txt me when you are still at h0me c0s i'll tell you if that day is fine with me to see us!is that ok?

Text 28:
01-04-2008
10:59pm
(she is working in Dumagat Grill tonight)
..ian please txt me im too bored here!i missing you

Text 29:
01-04-2008
11:07pm
..im really b0red because of few guest and because your n0t here!h0w i wish your my guest right n0w c0s i d0n't have guest...

Text 31:
01-04-2008
11:24pm
..ok go0d nyt and sweet dreams! Take care of yourself c0s you are special to me...
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Old 05-25-2013, 05:25 PM   #4
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Old 05-26-2013, 03:08 AM   #5
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By text 7 a bunny boiler alarm went off.
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Old 05-26-2013, 08:17 PM   #6
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@ text 7 - yrah - she needs fukking glasses ... hot body? yeah right .... more to follow (when I'm back at work) ...
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Text 32:
02-04-2008
9:51am
..hello and go0d morning! How's your day?

Text 39:
02-04-2008
1:22pm
..hey Ian are you still there! You didn't even reply!

Text 40:
02-04-2008
1:24pm
..Are you g0ing to our grill on saturday?

Text 41:
02-04-2008
1:32pm
(after I said that I would try to go to Dumagat on Saturday)
..ok!make sure that you will c0me to our grill on saturday ha!c0s i will wait for you!

Text 46:
02-04-2008
9:31pm
..yes..yes.yes ill go with you! can i ask?

Text 47:
02-04-2008
9:50pm
..what do you feel when im with you?

Text 48:
(after I asked her how she felt)
02-04-2008
10:04pm
..ofc0urse at first i feel nerv0us c0s that was the first time i kiss s0meone like u! but i also feel w0nderful your "masarap"!...

Text 50:
02-04-2008
11:09pm
..but u will b here on saturday right?deal...? And als0 on n0ontime friday!

Text 63:
(after we left Greenhills Mall & went to the Mall of Asia)
03-04-2008
2:53pm
..mall of asia?oh h0w i wish i was there with you!

Text 71:
03-04-2008
3:44pm
..s0,,are you still nerv0us for this c0ming friday?be c0nfident with me d0n't w0rry i will n0t rape you!
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Text 72:
03-04-2008
4:17pm
..you kn0w what.,i always remember y0ur fantastic kiss even my eyes are close,, i still imagine it!

Text 73:
03-04-2008
4:26pm
..we can make s0 many kiss on saturday night in our grill... h0pe you can c0me c0s you'll be my special guest!

Text 84:
(the day of our meeting daytime - Jollibee in Bocaue)
04-04-2008
8:41am
..gud m0rning!wat time will you arrive at jollibee?

Text 97:
04-04-2008
12:10pm
..im on my way!

Text 102:
04-04-2008
5:35pm
..I tell you the truth h0w i wish your a single c0s i think im falling for i d0n't want this c0s this is a sin!

Text 107:
04-04-2008
6:52pm
..im s0 happy of having you! You really make me happy i can't kiss you c0s were in public place but d0n't w0rry ill kiss many times t0morr0w night!

Text 108:
04-04-2008
7:01pm
..ok lets make up that tom0rr0w! I miss you again i like y0ur smile

Text 109:
04-04-2008
7:26pm
..y0ur allowed?s0 y0ur g0ing to dumagat tonight? Ok i will w0rk tonight just txt me ha!

Text 118:
05-04-2008
10:39am
..i h0pe your n0t b0red when im with you i really like seeing you so happy!s0..lets see tonight and lets drink m0re!

Text 123:
(after I told her to carry on if she was with a guest already when I arrived)
05-04-2008
12:18pm
..ofc0urse n0 c0s ill wait for you!

Text 124:
05-04-2008
12:22pm
..oh your so sweet thats the reas0n why i fell for you!you'll be my special guest tonight!

Text 140:
06-04-2008
12:30pm
..ofc0urse i really enjoy it! I wish that to0 im shy with XXXX and i d0n't kn0w if he will shut his m0uth! Last night was the best m0ment of my life! Miss you

Text 144:
06-04-2008
4:11pm
..Ok! I want to see you also before you go back to England!I hope we c0uld make it...

Text 155:
07-04-2008
8:02am
..ok..think about our go0d mem0ries for sure it will make you a little bit happy! Ian, when will you c0me back here in the philippines? I, g0ing to miss you!

Text 156:
07-04-2008
8:28am
..it makes me sad c0s i d0n't kn0w if we will see each other again! I h0pe that even your already in england,we still have c0mmunicati0n!

Text 161:
07-04-2008
10:14am
..ill txt you h0ney as so0n as i can ha! Is that ok?just ingat always...mhal kta..always remember

Text 165:
07-04-2008
4:40pm
..n0..your n0t the reas0n why im n0t w0rking in grill theres other reas0n! Ian listen,,even your in England you get still kn0w me c0s we will do anything just to have c0mmunicati0n to each other! I love you m0re ian i d0n't want to cry c0s i know you will be sad i want you to be always happy!
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Old 05-30-2013, 08:43 AM   #9
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And Judas Priest get even more internationally famous!

Went to thet "grill", got very drunk & sang "Before The Dawn"



Text 167:
07-04-2008
5:30pm
..ian, i can't help it! Im crying but i will st0p it! I'll txt to you my email address so0n! Pr0mize me that you will call even your in England ha!

Text 168:
07-04-2008
5:40pm
..thats the reas0n why i really love you..your s0 sweet,so nice,so lovable and s0 gentle to me! I pr0mise to you that we will keep on touch and i will love you as l0ng as you want! Everyday ang night i will als0 cherish all the mem0ries we had specially before i sleep s0 that i will dream of you!I pr0mize

Text 172:
07-04-2008
6:08pm
..but you sang very well are you a singer?hahaha im n0t blessed with a go0d v0ice! Sorry for that...maybe i was lasing by that time so i order a juice!

Text 173:
(I only sang "Before the Dawn" but was too drunk to remember the title "Diamonds & Rust")
07-04-2008
6:16pm
..s0 all the things that we did was your first time? I wanted you to sing m0re s0ngs but i felt it that you were shy and sec0ndly you forg0t the title!

Text 175:
07-04-2008
7:24pm
..hahaha you make me laugh c0s you must be kidding! im n0t perfect in english maybe i just kn0w h0w to speak in english but its little bit!please sm0ke less even im n0t with you c0s its danger0us for you! always eat m0re ha even you go back to england c0s im n0t there care for you!i love you

Text 185:
07-04-2008
10:14pm
..so thats the reas0n why you can't sleep?you always makes me laugh...my m0ther asked me why am i laughing..i said "n0thing"but she d0esn't kn0w that its because of your txt

Text 189:
07-04-2008
10:30pm
I d0n't want to sleep yet c0s im txting the man who i love..

Text 191:
07-04-2008
10:35pm
..thats right be happy so that you will n0t lo0k old! Thats the secret for y0ung lo0king! hahaha i love you...i lovd you...I LOVE YOU!

Text 199:
07-04-2008
11:08pm
..ok honey h0w i wish im beside you in your bed to hug and kiss you!

Text 206:
(when we went to Subic & jetskiing)
08-04-2008
7:46am
..is theres a shark there?are you g0ing to swim?did you watch the d0lphins and seali0ns there?

Text 207:
08-04-2008
7:52am
..ok!enjoy the day ha even without me! For sure you will forget me there c0s that is beautiful and its like a paradise, isn't it?

Text 208:
08-04-2008
8:01am
..i didn't doubt! Maybe...im jealous but its ok c0s they are your family all i want n0w is for you to be happy i want you to have m0re go0d mem0ries here n0t only OUR mem0ries but also with your family...i love you...

Text 210:
08-04-2008
12:51pm
..be careful there ha!i d0n't kn0w what to do when s0methings bad happen to you!are alright there? Ingat always ian c0s i really love you!

Text 218:
(after I told her I was walking in the dark back to a store to get her credit for her phone)
08-04-2008
6:43pm
..n0..go back to the hotel do it tom0rrow! Remember your a western and its dangerous for you to walk in the dark with n0 one!go back im w0rrying about you!

Text 219:
08-04-2008
6:49pm
(after I returned to the shop and got them to resend the credit to her phone)
..yah i received it!thanks a lot n0w, go back to the hotel c0s i will n0t forgive myself if s0methings bad happen to you!

Text 220:
08-04-2008
7:00pm
..its ok!ofc0urse i should care for you c0s i love you!your n0w part of my life...what will you tell to me?the one which is interesting...

Text 237:
09-04-2008
12:33am
..ok you sleep n0w! I kn0w your tired take s0me rest h0ney! I love you go0dnight! Sweet dreams...i love you s0 much

Text 238:
09-04-2008
12:34am
..sleep well h0ney! I love you th0usand times...i miss you h0ney...

Text 239:
09-04-2008
8:38am
..go0d m0rning!are you still tired? I miss you...i miss you...i miss you...love you

Text 247:
09-04-2008
10:27am
..ok! Ingat ha...love you

Text 265:
09-04-2008
7:36pm
..why d0n't you reply? I miss you!
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So she wanted to rename her baby to something that reminded her of me ffs

I'll just plough on regardless hahahahahahaha



Text 275:
10-04-2008
9:52am
..oh sad..i wish you could be mine! I will take care of you and i will love you with all my heart! But that can't be but if i have a chance..i will do that

Text 276:
(after I told her that if she decided not to text me any more, I would understand)
10-04-2008
10:02am
..is that what you think of me? a girl who can easily change feelings for you? You teach h0w to love you and that would be forever

Text 277:
10-04-2008
10:13am
..im n0t angry...and i will n0t get angry to you ever! I love you thats the reas0n why im still here! No one will change my feelings for you! Mahal kita...

Text 281:
10-04-2008
11:18am
..thank you very much ian for everything and for the supp0rt and advise! My heart is yours... I really love you!lets go ill bring you h0me..hahaha j0ke

Text 284:
10-04-2008
12:30pm
..you gave me a load again? thanks but you have to save m0ney right?

Text 285:
10-04-2008
12:44pm
..ill wait for your txt!eat m0re ha! I love you s0 much!

Text 286:
10-04-2008
1:23pm
..what??your fat n0w? hahaha "wisher" ...j0ke! Busog?whats your "ulam"? you kn0w that?

Text 292:
10:04:2008
2:25pm
..uyy you must be kiding! Hey...thank you so much for the load ha! Ok i can teach you!what do you want to learn fr0m me?

Text 293:
10:04:2008
2:31pm
,,ok lang yun (means-"its ok") salamat sa load (thanks for the load)...

Text 298:
10:04:2008
3:42pm
..ian..im crazy for you!if you only knew h0w much i love you...i love you very much... oh God!

Text 299:
10:04:2008
3:54pm
..your still busy this c0ming days?so...theres n0 really chance we can see each other again?

Text 300:
10:04:2008
3:58pm
..s0..you mean, you gotta call me tonight?

Text 301:
10:04:2008
4:03pm
..of c0urse i want c0s i want to hear you again! Where you g0ing?to the sh0p?what sh0p and what will you do there?

Text 308:
10:04:2008
7:20pm
..im n0t kiding im serious i want to be with you right n0w! I d0n't kn0w whats g0ing on with me! All i kn0w is love you!

Text 315:
11-04-2008
8:44am
..i want to change the nAme of my daughter c0s you kn0w what.. she is 7m0nths old but still she has n0 legal name!her name is n0t registered!

Text 316:
11-04-2008
8:50am
(She wants me to pick a name for her baby)
..yes i want you to help me c0s i want a special name for her c0s she is also special for me! I want her to use my own surname!

Text 317:
11-04-2008
8:56am
..Ace Courtney!! How about that name?

Text 318:
11-04-2008
9:08am
..can you think other name?i ask you to help me to think of a name c0s i want s0mething that will reminds me of you!
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